So, I apparently have a Wikipedia page that I didn't write. It says the following:

Lindsi Neilson is a student at BYU studying theatre.
In 2010, Neilson was recognized as most Outstanding Stage Management Student by the stage management, housed in the Theatre and Media Arts department.

I'm left wondering what inspired whoever wrote this. And why.
 

It's 6:50 in the A.M. and I am sitting at my kitchen table eating pickles and drinking Dr. Pepper. I'm trying to stay awake so I can get my sleep schedule back on track.

Yes, this is the life of a college graduate.

12 hours awake and counting..... (Yes, I am aware that that means I woke up at 7pm yesterday.  I told you I was messed up!)

So, sometimes when my insomnia is really bad my sleep cycle completely flips.

As in, I sleep all day and am up all night.

All of the stress in my life lately has this happening again.

It's 7:47am and I've been up since 5:00pm yesterday. I'm finally getting tired,  just in time for Church.

Not gonna lie. I may just sleep today. 

Overheard On Headset

July 4th, 2011:
(while fireworks are going off on one side of the outdoor theater and a loud outdoor movie is playing on the other side)
"I feel like we're trying to tech in an avalanche full of cats."

 July 5th, 2011:
"Oh! You you wanted me to go THEN? I thought you said something about being handled by black men!"

July 9th, 2011:
"Sometimes I think actors make things harder on purpose.  You know, just to keep me on my toes."
"That's really nice of them."
"Yeah, that's what I keep telling myself."