Not Me Monday

I definitely didn't forget to turn up the volume on my alarm clock, which in turn definitely didn't make me wake up an hour and a half later than I was supposed to.

There's no way I would EVER consider taking some money out of my hard earned savings to go see Transformers 2. I'm totally aware that I would regret it later, after I was done rotting my brain with mind-numbing action awesomeness.

I definitely didn't stay up until 4am. I so totally went to bed at a decent hour last night, and it's amazing how awake and alert I feel right now. Not at all like I lack any and all strength.