You can honk all you want, I'm still not going to go any faster.

The lastest ailment my car is suffering from: burned-out clutch. At least, that's what we think it is. I shouldn't really be surprised, I guess, because my car is 15 years old. It's just annoying because I can't go any faster than 20 miles an hour. And hills? My car sits at the bottom and laughs at me. That means I'm stuck in my apartment until further notice. Great. This is fun.