An Ode to Melissa

For those of you who don't know this, Melissa is my fabulous room mate. She's always there, always ready to talk, and never skimps on the sprinkles. Because of her, our apartment is filled with laughter, fun, and all ten seasons of Friends. Darling, I don't know what I would do without you in my life, and I'm honestly glad I don't have to find out for awhile. Thanks for being there for me, and thanks for loving me for who I am, and not hating me for all the stuff I have laying around, and for the tuna fish... And mushrooms..... And asparagus.... And octupus.... And spam.....